Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the life and legacy of the greatest pop star of our generation, Eugene Xavier Duckworth Jr., best known by his stage name Xavier (or as we like to call him: Big X).
You’ll probably remember him from his platinum-selling single ‘X Marks The G-Spot’ off his album, Somebody Xave Me, his role in the critically acclaimed jungle adventure Hungry Hungry Hippos, or as Daryl in Private Eyes.
In the wake of his tragic and unexpected death, his new EP R.I.P Xavier has been released in his memory; you can stream these new tracks in his honor here!
Xavier was destined for unprecedented greatness! He still had so many things left to accomplish in his life and will be sadly missed! We wanted to honor his memory with seven things he was destined to achieve in life.
Create His Own Fashion Brand
Who wouldn’t want to dress like Xavier? Had he been able to drop a clothing line, we would’ve gotten the chance to steal his style. We suspect it would’ve been called ‘X,’ ‘XD,’ or even ‘ PerfeXtion.’ Just Imagine how iconic that would have been. Nothing says style better than patterned tracksuits! 🕺
Is this dream realistic? With X, the possibilities were limitless. We probably would’ve even voted for him – or maybe not, but now we’ll never get the chance to either way! The Oval Office sure would look better with Xavier’s unprecedented good looks at its helm. 🖋
Star On Broadway
If it was up to us, we would’ve given Xavier an audition like yesterday! You’ve seen him move, you’ve heard him sing, we would’ve paid good money (maybe even like $30!) to see him front and center, but alas, now that dream will never come true for us, and it’s just NOT FAIR! 😭
Climb Mt. Everest
This one could’ve even been turned into one of those adventure shows on tv: “Can pop superstar Xavier make it to the top, or will he be conquered by the elements? Stay tuned to find out!” We think he would’ve made it AT LEAST two episodes, and that’s victory in our eyes. 🏔
Win A Nobel Prize
We know many of you, like us, waited a long time for X to win this prestigious award, but now, it’s all been for naught. His song lyrics were straight POETRY and should most definitely be classified as exquisite works of Literature: “I can understand why they hate me. Took your girl and your mom tryna date me,” pure genius. *chefs kiss* 😚
Be The First Popstar On The Moon
Xavier’s talent surpassed that of this stratosphere, and we found ourselves feeling other-worldly in his presence. So it only makes sense for someone with such power to take his talent elsewhere. We’re sure that all the other celestial beings would have enjoyed his company as we did. Plus, who wouldn’t want to go down in history as the first pop star on the moon? X would’ve eaten up that attention, and we would be here, fangirling our faces off for our spaceman. 🌝 👨🚀
Have His Own Show Like Dave Franco
Oh wait – he does! Check out The Afterparty right now on Apple TV, and pay your respects to Eugene Xavier Duckworth Jr., see if you can help solve his murder and bring his killer to justice!
RIP to the G.O.A.T! 🙏
Have you watched The Afterparty Yet? What are your thoughts on all that’s happened so far? Who do you think is behind Xavier’s death? Let us know in the comments below or by tweeting us @TheHoneyPOP! You can also hit us up on Facebook and Instagram!
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