A rodeo of glittery strobe lights and upper case “Celebrity” stitched onto booty shorts—in the case of pointing pistols for a possible album name, this one’s got the running shot—JADE is truly redefining the pop girlie world two steps at a time. Get it? The Orphan Black music industry spin ‘Angel Of My Dreams,’ which had a plethora of her showing the brutal reality of being lured in and then spat out. Now lassoing up every ‘Midnight Cowboy.’ She’s truly put her everything into this one, too. Raye is the co-writer, and Jonah Christian is producing.
Additionally, Sex Education’s Ncuti Gatwa quickly makes everyone want to hire him to introduce them to a room or fountain light show, in this case, through his sultry commentary. It’s giving big yeehaw energy! Not because of its prominent country theme. But JADE has truly rattled herself out of the Little Mix cage and shown us that she’s willing to pull a mechanical bull’s horns for you to get her to notice her.
Of course, every ‘Midnight Cowboy’ needs its own western boots collection! Not the ones you’re currently eyeing in your closet, either. Think of a spectrum of colors, cuts, and fabrics as bold as JADE’s slicked tank. She approved these all, too. We’ll tell you about it when you handpick your favorite lyric!
Rustic Rebel
Ladies and gentlemen, theys and thems / Hold on tight, the performance is about to begin.
You’re the showstopper, darling, so you need some boots that will leave your audience in as much of a jaw-dropping gaze as when they know you personally! That’s precisely what these Club Exx bling brigade pocket combat boots did for JADE. Way back when Skinnydip London teamed up with our curly songstress, the combats sneaked themselves into a throwback shot.
Cherry Kicks
And I know you needed something you could sin for / I’m about to perform like I’m on tour / Baby, clap for the encore.
As alluring as twining a fresh cherry with one’s tongue, these Unravel Project Leather Over-the-knee Boots in Red will work as its little time-turner. Okay, maybe it’ll blimp so we can make a pitstop for JADE’s inevitable album release. But eventually, it’s going to have us at the barricade. We’ll be smacked in the middle of some haystack and bring out the moves taught by another western-favoring singer, Miley Cyrus’s “Countrify, then hip-hop it” ‘Hoedown Throwdown.’ Anyway, JADE wore these at Global Radio Station in 2021!
Whiskey High
I’m the ride of your life, not a rental / I’m the editor, call me Mr. Enninful.
There’s no need to do a LinkedIn search! Everyone recognizes Mr. Enninful as the editor-in-chief of British Vogue, a magazine in which JADE has often appeared. And if this is her way of manifesting a cover shoot, we’re onto you. Are you an ASOS wearer? Well, now, you’re sharing brands with her. These Chance premium leather platform knee-high boots in choc brown from their design collection appeared in an Instagram-worthy shot (and shh! They’re in stock).
Which cowboy boots (we know that’s a loose term, but we’re giving a JADE spin to everything these days) are you slipping on? Perhaps you need another listen of ‘Midnight Cowboy’ to decide! We still can’t get over it, only supposedly being a promotional single. And if this is the dusty track that might not even make the entire record, what sort of bangers are she hiding? We have so many questions! Theorise with us on our social media, Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.
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