So, you listened to The Tortured Poets Department and fell in love, which was a surprise to no one of course! But now that your love for the album has been confirmed there’s a question, which The Tortured Poets Department variant do you need? If you need help deciding look no further, cause we have this quiz to help you out! Keep note of how many A’s, B’s, C’s, and D’s you choose so you can get your answer at the end.
Which of these phrases do you resonate with the most?
A. “I love you, it’s ruining my life.”
B. “You don’t get to tell me about sad.”
C. “Am I allowed to cry?”
D. “Old habits die screaming.”
Which of these non-TTPD tracks is your favorite?
A. ‘All Too Well (Ten Minute Version) [Taylor’s Version] [From The Vault]
B. ‘it’s time to go’
C. ‘champagne problems’
D. ‘illicit affairs’
Which of the artists Taylor collaborated with on TTPD is your favorite?
A. Post Malone
B. Florence + The Machine
C. Aaron Dessner
D. Jack Antonoff
Which of these lyrics resonate with you the most?
A. “She thought about how he said since she was so wise beyond her years, everything had been above board.”
B. “But I’d visit in your dreams and they tried to warn you about me.”
C. “It feels like the time she fell through the ice then came out alive.”
D. “I move through the world heartbroken, my longings stay unspoken.”
Most importantly, which bonus track is your favorite?
A. ‘The Manuscript’
B. ‘The Albatross’
C. ‘The Bolter’
D. ‘The Black Dog’
Results time, are you ready? Once you have them, make sure to tweet us your results @TheHoneyPop or share them with us on Facebook and Instagram! And of course, let us know if you enjoyed finding out which The Tortured Poets Department variant you are!
If you picked mostly A’s, you got… ‘The Manuscript’
Based off your choices, you likely have a love for Taylor’s storytelling throughout her music. Which makes you and ‘The Manuscript’ a perfect match!
If you picked mostly B’s, you got… ‘The Albatross’
Destroyed by Taylor Swift? It’s ‘Nothing New’ for us and going off your answers, it’s probably not your first time either. ‘The Albatross’ is the variant you need!
If you picked mostly C’s, you got… ‘The Bolter’
We get you, all we’ll say is that the only place you should bolt is to your nearest record store to buy a copy of ‘The Bolter!’
If you picked mostly D’s, you got… ‘The Black Dog’
Randomly hearing “old habits die screaming” in your head since hearing ‘The Black Dog’ for the first time? Don’t worry, it’s not just you. It just means that you need to hear it on vinyl ASAP!
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