Let’s keep it Short n’ Sweet, shall we? We love friendship bracelets as much as we adore a glittering corset-adorning blonde who’s a perfect mix of flirtation and sweetness. Yes, we’re fangirling about Sabrina Carpenter, our fave pop girlie who’s small enough to twirl on top of our Christmas trees as its star. While you’ve probably swapped friendship bracelets with other Carpenters, we’re sneaking a few into your stockings by the fireplace. You should join us in the festive fun, don’t you think? Of course, you do! That’s why we’ve come up with our own list, and we’ve checked it twice to make sure it’s packed with lyrics, charms, and all the witty references you’d need to create your own.
‘A Nonsense Christmas’
It’s “the holiday remix”—okay, not the kind you’ll blast on repeat (we’ll leave that to Sabrina’s flawless riffs), but hear us out! You already know we’re sprucing up the typical friendship bracelet with a festive glow-up. Picture this: a little holiday charm here, a mistletoe charm there (because subtlety is overrated), and voilà—your wrist is the life of the holiday party. Oh, and these adorable charms? Snagged straight from Temu or Etsy.
- “It’s the holiday remix.”
- “Under my mistletoe”
- “You’re my wish list”
- “I’ll be your Vixen”
- “I’m talkin’ Christmas”
- “Caught that holiday glee.”
- “Snowflakes in my stomach”
- “I’d write a Christ-smash.”
‘buy me presents’
Oh, that’s a cheeky little order wrapped up with a red and green ribbon because, seriously, who wouldn’t want to spoil you? We can tell you who would: us and your loved ones. You’re basically a walking wishlist, so it’s inevitable. And with your precise instructions, you’re practically steering the sleigh yourself. By the way, Temu has these adorable golden miniature gift boxes for your charms—talk about giving you a preview of the Christmas magic you’ll be waking up to.
- “Spend your cookie dough.”
- “Send the sleigh”
- “North Pole to Beverly Hills”
- “From a city that’s colder.”
‘santa doesn’t know you like i do’
Even if our judgment’s a little off in the boy department, we’re still better than Santa at deciding if our beau gets on the naughty or nice list. No worries, though—we’ll just send a letter on their behalf to get them reinstated so they don’t miss out on their presents. Lucky for us, Shein has a bunch of mail charms, so the stationary is already sorted.
- “Mistle-touch under the tree”
- “I can make you fall too”
- “I know all of your favorite songs.”
- For a playful twist on the song’s naughty and nice list theme, you could go with either ‘On Sabrina’s Nice List’ or ‘Sabrina’s Naughty List,’ depending on the vibe you’re aiming for.
‘cindy lou who’
Sometimes our Peppermint Mochas come with a side of holiday blues, throwing subtle side-eyes whenever our ex’s new pigtailed boo gets brought up. ‘cindy lou who’ indeed. But in case you’re wondering who she actually is, it’s a cheeky nod to How the Grinch Stole Christmas—the one with all the snark. And our Xmas-hating, green-skinned Grinch, who made being green cool way before Shrek, is now so iconic that you can even find bracelet charms for him on Etsy.
- “Breakin’ my hеart, ’tis the season”
- “The tree’s gonna glisten”
- For a play on the classic movie How the Grinch Stole Christmas, starring Jim Carrey, you could have ‘How Sabrina Stole Christmas.’
- For a play on Tyler, The Creator’s song title ‘You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,’ you could have ‘You’re a Mean One, Miss Sabrina.’
- To replicate the quote, “I’m speaking in rhymes!” from The Grinch, you could have ‘I’m speaking in Nonsense.’
‘is it new years yet?‘
The holidays aren’t all just about having a merry ole’ time. We’re also one confetti toss away from ringing in a New Year and saying goodbye to all the better-left-out-of-photo-dumps times we survived. Shein’s already got 2025 charms ready to pair with your glass beads full of colorful confetti stars. Why not celebrate the future before it’s even made its grand entrance?
- “December is a prison.”
- “Someone, not you, kissin’ me, oh yes.”
- “Santa, Santa, boy, you’re the worst.”
- “It’s the 25th, I wish it was the 1st.”
- “I’m a gift; look how God made me.”
- “Fruitcake just makes me sick.”
‘white xmas‘
Sometimes, we’ve just got to break out the classics (Bing Crosby was our OG in 1943), especially when it’s a bit frosty outside. And hey, if you’re rocking Christmas in thongs and soaking up the sun, these Shein snowflake charms are all the rage—this one? “Exquisite,” as its product title says.
- For a play on the lyric “I’m dreamin’ of a white Christmas,” you could have ‘Dreaming of a Sabrina Christmas.’
- A ‘white xmas’ with Sabrina
- A Short n’ Sweet ‘white xmas’
- For a play on the lyric “To hear sleigh bells in the snow,” you could have ‘hear fruitcake in the snow.’
- For a play on the lyric “I’m dreamin’ of a white Christmas,” you could have ‘dreamin’ of an ‘Espresso’ Christmas.’
Bonus: A Nonsense Christmas Netflix Special
One might think Santa’s workshop doubled as a runway with all the red-hot looks Sabrina wowed us with—each one serving more than the last. And it wasn’t just the fashion. From spreading festive cheer with her celebrity pals to sprinkling in that innuendo humor we know her for, she gave us everything we’ve been craving, with a holiday twist. Naturally, we’re sneaking away from Christmas lunch for another rewatch. And as for charms, why not a Santa hat to officially join Sabrina Claus’s crew?
- Chocolate cake in ode to Sabrina, always asking for it on Christmas morning.
- “I’m working late ’cause I’m Santa.”
- You could have ‘Santa’s my boyfriend’… or is he? It’s definitely Sean Astin—but we’re just as puzzled as Sabrina. Could he really be the North Pole’s golden boy, armed with inside gossip of everyone’s wishlists?
- Sabrina Claus or Love Sabrina Claus
- “The elves keep lying…”
- Spirit of Ghosted (insert favorite tense here—past, present, or future).
- Chapbrina Christmas—a festive nod to their unforgettable rendition of ‘Last Christmas’ that’s giving all the c*nty holiday vibes we live for.
- Carolling Our ‘Nonsense’ Outro
Before you channel your inner Santa Sabrina and stuff your friend’s stocking with that flawless friendship bracelet you just made (seriously, it’s a masterpiece), we simply must see it! Pretty ‘Please Please Please’ with Christmas pudding on top—yes? Great. Pop a pic on Twitter and tag us. We can’t wait to swoon over your creations. And if you aren’t a part of the American gang and your Short n’ Sweet tour hasn’t whizzed past you in a flurry of double entendres, click the follow button on our Facebook and Instagram to be in the know.
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