Our spicy Pisces Olivia Rodrigo is swinging back into the musical grind by carving the name of her upcoming album—you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love—into a tree. She’s dragged Daniel Nigro along as her accomplice for round three (after masterfully tackling both SOUR and GUTS), but that lowercase title signals a shift—while the previous eras screamed, this one’s whispering its sad girl hours. The 13-track album drops June 12, but that’s not the only baby pink glow-up: the shade’s splashed across her website, too, which features a mock-up of her bedroom—every item clickable like those early 2000s Barbie PC games where you’d push open drawers to find interactive quizzes and accidentally blow three hours of your life.
There’s an envelope with Corinthians 13:4 scribbled inside, a Bambi figurine nodding to her nickname, CDs that presumably inspired the album (including Britney Spears‘s In The Zone), and a tarot card tacked to the wall. Spirituality’s already threading through this era like a whisper you can’t quite catch—she announced the album on a pink moon, after all, because our girl doesn’t do accidents. So why not dig deeper? We’ve pulled five tarot cards: the Fool, the Wheel of Fortune, the Hermit, the World, and the Devil. Feel the tug of whichever one’s calling your name, and we’ll tell you what you’re pinching from the bedroom.
The Fool (Reversed)
Yep, we went there. Sure, the album itself is a leap into new territory for Olivia (one we’re already obsessed with), but flip the Fool upside down and suddenly it’s all recklessness and poor judgment—the secret ingredients for being a sad girl supposedly in love. For this one, we’re eyeing the pink guitar leaning against the wall, the one whose chords twitch when your mouse hovers over it because you’re about to play that song again. You know the one. The one that makes you text him at 2 a.m. like a clown emoji come to life.
The Wheel Of Fortune
The inevitable spin of a new album era—saying goodbye to the old and pumping ourselves up for whichever visuals, sounds, and absolute chaos we’re about to get. The Wheel of Fortune is all about those pivotal moments where fate tilts in your favor. For this, we’re looking at the stack of vinyl on the bedroom floor: GUTS (spilled) perched at the top as the most recent relic, while you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love breaks tradition entirely, its pink vinyl sliding out of its case when your mouse hovers over—shuffling through eras of her taste like destiny flipping through a record collection.
The Hermit
The Hermit is all about going inward—finding introspection and solitude in your own little cocoon—and what better way to do that than sliding your headphones on and forgetting the world exists for half an hour? With vintage-style pink headphones plugged into a laptop, you just know Olivia’s new album is already loaded up and taunting you with a painfully slow countdown until June. This is your sign to disappear into the sad girl hours. No interruptions. Just you, the music, and whatever feelings you’ve been avoiding.
The World
The World is all about the successful culmination of a cycle—that satisfying exhale when something finally clicks into place—but some variations of the card quite literally depict a globe, tuning it to travel. And nothing screams wanderlust louder than the postcard of Paris tacked to the bedroom wall, the Eiffel Tower depicted in all its loved-up glory. “get him back!” stans will remember the lyric “he’d just fly me to France,” and we all know Liv loves a good Eiffel Tower photo—the most recent one happening just last month, the tower glowing behind her like a romantic cliché she’s fully leaning into.
The Devil
The Devil is all about those toxic bonds we just can’t break—no matter how many times we hit block on their contact, so we won’t send that text we’ll definitely regret. For this one, we’re spotting a red bra spilling out of a drawer, its strap peeking out like evidence of something you’re not quite ready to let go of. Hover over it, and the drawer snaps shut—just a glimpse before it vanishes, because it was never really there. Sound familiar? This bra could be a cheeky throwback to the same one Olivia wore on the GUTS (spilled) cover, lingering between eras like an ex you keep almost texting.
Which item are you stuffing into your bag like that lone crystal tumble rattling around at the bottom and blessing you with all the good luck? Let us know on our socials—Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook—then flutter over to Olivia’s Linktree to pre-order the album.
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