If you’re a fan of Halloween, the movie, or the holiday, you know one thing: Michael Myers does not run. We here at The Honey POP made it our mission to find five songs that could put a little pep in his step. Without further ado, we present five songs that would make Michael Myers run.
‘Backstabber’ by Kesha
We’re ready to run laps whenever this song starts playing, so why should it be any different for Michael? If Kesha‘s goal in releasing this song was to get one of our favorite masked villains to break out into a run, she succeeded. We’ve never seen the man do more than a slow stroll, but add this song to the next Halloween and see what happens! (If they do add it, please remember our genius! For science, because who are we kidding, they’ll make a new one).
‘Animals’ by Nickelback
We are proud Nickelback stans here at The Honey POP and think Michael Myers is too! Picture this: Michael has broken into another house (no one is shocked; he really doesn’t know how to knock), and this song starts as the victim begins running. If that doesn’t get Michael running, he’ll at least consider it. Nickelback put something in this song, and we are far from complaining.
‘august’ by Taylor Swift
This one might be a little far-fetched, but hear us out! We’re sure all of you have seen the ‘august’ trend, running across the beach screaming the song. Okay, do not try to tell us Michael Myers wouldn’t kill this trend. (Yes, the pun was intended, and no, you can’t say he wouldn’t!) Michael Myers was born to slay, and the ‘august’ trend could definitely do that for him! (Another pun!)
‘BANG BANG!’ by Nessa Barrett
If ‘BANG BANG!‘ by Nessa Barrett doesn’t immediately make you wanna start running, listen to it again. If you don’t want to run when it’s playing, we regret to inform you that you have been listening to it wrong. This song was made to make everyone, including Michael Myers, bust out into a full-blown run. It’s the law; we don’t write it, we simply enforce it.
‘bad idea right?’ by Olivia Rodrigo
Going back to your ex is a bad idea, right? You know what else is a bad idea? Murder. And Michael Myers has done a lot of that. Therefore, not only is this song perfect for him, but he should also be running to it. The song is much too iconic for a simple walk. Michael has to strut his stuff like the obvious Olivia Rodrigo stan we know he is. It’s just the right thing to do.
Halloween, the movie and the holiday, live rent-free in our heads 24/7. We’ve watched every movie Michael Myers has slashed his way through, and we think he should start running. Perhaps he would get a lot more done if he just upped the miles per hour; it only makes sense. If these songs can’t make him run, absolutely nothing can.
Do you agree with our picks? Do you have any you’d like to add? Will Michael Myers ever run? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below or on Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram! You can also run over to Discord and hang out with us all the time; we think that’s rather iconic!
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